Hey, y’all! Lula Bell Bonner here! Some call me the “protagonist” of C. C. Payne’s new novel, Lula Bell on Geekdom, Freakdom & the Challenges of Bad Hair, but I prefer “star”. Actually, I really prefer “super-star”! What? You don’t believe that I’m a star? I am totally a star. Why, here I am at Book Expo America, in New York City, today, right this very minute, y’all!
Look! I’m right next to R. L. Stine’s Zombie Town! If that doesn’t scream STARDOM then I don’t know what does!
|More ME! Less completely unnecessary other stuff!|
|Me again, in actual book form…with stickers that read, NOT FOR SALE and FALL 2012 and DO NOT REMOVE. (Do they mean the book or the sticker? Is this like those DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW tags on pillows?)|
See? I told you. No, I won’t give you my autograph. Now. Because you didn’t believe me when I tried to tell you that I’m a star! Hmph! But I will forgive you, no later than October 2nd, IF you will take me in and let me live at your house! To do that, click here: http://www.amazon.com/Lula-Bell-Geekdom-Freakdom-challenges/dp/0761462252/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1339001290&sr=1-1 Thanks! Can’t wait!
Blowing kisses to all the many, MANY fans (of my dreams),
Lula Bell Bonner
Update: C. C. Payne just said, “Lula Bell, the only ‘stars’ in my state play basketball for the University of Kentucky.” Hmph! Good thing I’m from Tennessee!