Category Archives: halloween

I Don’t Do Windows

I don’t do windows.

Scary, right? Happy Halloween!

(Relax, Mom. This window isn’t actually mine. I took this photo at Waverly Hills Sanitorium — one of the top ten most haunted places in America. And I’d just like to point out that by comparison, all my windows are sparkly clean. Yeah, by comparison, I’m practically a neat freak! Your dream has come true, at last, at last!! But…um, if you’re coming over…you should probably call first.

That’s right, friends: Moms don’t change; they just adapt. They go from making you clean your bedroom, to making you clean your dorm room, to making you clean your apartment, to making you clean your house. Now that is super-scary, right? Scary and true. BOO!)